This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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