so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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