i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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