I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
