i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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