He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I had to cum in my sink.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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