And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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