Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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