Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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