spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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