just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Randomize
