Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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