called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
