Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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