I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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