Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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