she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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