I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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