Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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