What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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