Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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