oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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