Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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