nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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