i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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