Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my being single is dangerous.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My ATM looks so different sober.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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