They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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