Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
the raccoons are back...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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