no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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