Swine flu. Run for my life!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
