My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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