Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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