No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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