when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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