Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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