i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
