she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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