I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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