doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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