My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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