ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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