Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
