she was so not down for the gang bang
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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