I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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