I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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