Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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