He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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