You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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