why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
