Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
